The most complicated of creatures...

Women. Every man wants to understand how a woman thinks, what makes her tick. Frankly, as a guy, I can say that it cannot be done. This is not to insult the capabilities of men, but decoding the mind of the average female is like trying to unscramble a Rubik's dodecahedron made entirely of angry, rabid chameleons in an Andy Warhol painting (translation: impossible). They are the one treasure every (straight) man hunts, and the language that few men speak. They are more emotional, more sensitive, more insightful, and more complex than men. So why do we still try to solve the riddle, finish the jigsaw, tame the chameleons? Because we have to. Somewhere deep in the mind of every straight guy, is the little voice that says "You have to at least try. Now go, my son, go and try." So to all guys out there, go try (and if you succeed/have succeeded, try not to get bitten by the chameleons, rabies is a hassle).