Gobble Gobble Gobble

Thanksgiving. The day we (in America at least) sit down and stuff our faces with truly ludicrous amounts of food under the guise of being thankful. This is the only American holiday commemorated by a nationwide televised parade, and the only one that requires a mass genocide of exceptionally plump turkeys. We should all be at least a little thankful we have the opportunity once a year to throw ourselves wholeheartedly into the tastiest of the seven sins: gluttony. See you in hell everyone!
P.S.,
Save me a leg.